Salesman Balls pt 6

“Are you going to the Manchester derby?”
– “Who are they playing?”

“Don’t keep playing the same thing over and over again – it’s so repetitive..”

“Is he a born-again Christmas?”

“I don’t think that’s the right pronuncination”

“That makes my blood curl”

“They look at you as if to say, ‘I don’t want to speak to the monkey grinder””

“Spring only starts when summertime ends”

“The ripping sound of crushing bones”

“He looked at me as if I’d jumped off a foreign planet”

“You dug yourself into a battering ram”

“This man works from home, you know… that’s no hard feat”

“Somebody has turned the temperature off..”

“All the hotels I’ve called are bully fooked”

“My head was bleeding with blood”

“It’s no skin off my toes..”

“What size feet do you take?”

“But that’s philosophically logic”

“Did you sort your head-rest out for the wedding?”

“I heard it at 5.30 and at half past”

“I feel like I’m in a goldfish”

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Salesman Balls pt 7

“Would you like a cup of tea, Matt?”
“I’d love a cup of tea, Mike”
-“Tea or coffee?”

“It’s me mum’s birthday and she’d love a denomination on the radio”

“At this stage, I’m just fishing the ground out”

“I haven’t got my glasses on, so I can’t hear you”

(Agency script: “FX: A herd of man-eating cannibals”)

“He doesn’t have a problem liquidising cars”

“Sometimes, presenters can get witch-hunted away by other stations”

“He’s got this brilliant golf stimulator”

“You may wish to use Ingrid Bergman, who presents our’Hits not Homework’ show”

“But don’t worry, Maurice… because it’s not goodbye – it’s adieu”.

“It stuck out like a sore balloon”.

“We’re a big fish in a smallish sea.”

“The cart wags the horse over there.”

“That’s another hammer in the coffin”.

“It’s exactly the same price as last year, except for the increase.”

“The postcode is NE 1 1, AON… that’s A for Orange.”

A is for Orange

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