Salesman Balls pt 7

“Would you like a cup of tea, Matt?”
“I’d love a cup of tea, Mike”
-“Tea or coffee?”

“It’s me mum’s birthday and she’d love a denomination on the radio”

“At this stage, I’m just fishing the ground out”

“I haven’t got my glasses on, so I can’t hear you”

(Agency script: “FX: A herd of man-eating cannibals”)

“He doesn’t have a problem liquidising cars”

“Sometimes, presenters can get witch-hunted away by other stations”

“He’s got this brilliant golf stimulator”

“You may wish to use Ingrid Bergman, who presents our’Hits not Homework’ show”

“But don’t worry, Maurice… because it’s not goodbye – it’s adieu”.

“It stuck out like a sore balloon”.

“We’re a big fish in a smallish sea.”

“The cart wags the horse over there.”

“That’s another hammer in the coffin”.

“It’s exactly the same price as last year, except for the increase.”

“The postcode is NE 1 1, AON… that’s A for Orange.”

A is for Orange

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